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Last chance to say a prayer...

Ok, Mr. Murphy has a nail store, any type of nail you want, Mr Murphy has.
Mr. Murphy has short nails, long nails, wood nails, screw nails, any nail you want for any occasion you want, Mr murphy has it.
Mr. Murphy is a good man, good family man, good community man, and a good christian man.
One day a hardware store moves in next door to Mr. Murphy's Nails shop.
Mr. Murphy is not worried, Mr. Murphy is a good man, good family man, good community man, and a good christian man.
After a few weeks Mr. Murphy starts to notice a decline on his sales.
Mr. Murphy thinks, I guess this is the good lord telling me I need to advertise.
Mr. Murphy goes to the local network and meets the Joe, the man in charge.
Joe goes up to Mr. Murphy and says " Oh Mr. Murphy how are you to day sir, what can I do for you?"
"Well son" Mr. Murphy says, "I think its time I advertised".
Joe says, " Well Mr. Murphy, everyone in town knows you, but if you want to advertise, I think I have the perfect man for you."
"All right" says Mr. Murphy.
Joe lead Mr. Murphy at a room where there's a young man with his feet on the desk, Joe walks in and tell the young man to get his feet off. Afterward he invites Mr. Murphy in. "This is your man, Mr. Murphy" Joe states.
Mr. Murphy says, " well I just have one question young man. Are you a good Christian, Church loving boy?"
"Oh yes Mr. Murphy, I go to church every sunday." States the boy.
"All right go for it, call me when it's done" states Mr. Murphy.
A few weeks pass, and one Football sunday, Mr. Murphy gets a call.
"OK Mr. Murphy it's ready" the young boy says.
Mr. Murphy gathers his family together, and they begin to watch the comersial.
The comersial starts in the desert. There's sand blowing swiftly through the wind. The camera moves to the sand as a crowd is gathered. The crowd is yelling and throwing tomatoes at a man carrying a cross, with a crown of thorns on his head. The screen flashes, and you see the top off a nail, as the nail is driven with a hammer the screen flashes again to a black screen with white words. It says "Mr. Murphy's nails, when you want the job done right!".
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After this Mr Murphy get's up and call the network. "What are you guys doing to me, how could you put that on? What's going on overthere?"
The young man quickly respons, "Oh I'm sorry Mr. Murphy I thought that's what you wanted, my mistake please give me another chance? There's no one that wants to do this right for you more than me."
"Ok, you have one more chance" states Mr. Murphy.
Couple of weeks pass by and on superbowl sunday, Mr. Murphy gets another call.
"It's ready" states the young man.
Mr. Murphy now alone in his basement, prays the comersial comes out right. He sits patiently as the comersial starts.
Desert sand is blowing. Suddenly you see something swooshing by. More dessert sand, and suddenly you see a hill. Ontop of this hill there is two dots. As the camera zooms in "Swoosh" you see something swoosh by again. The camera now zooms in more to two roman guards looking down. After a few seconds one of the guards smacks the other and says

..."Should have used Mr. Murphy's nails"

First of, why should you ever consider the military.  The reason is, it's a good way to serve you're country (yeah right), you get benefits(full dental, full medical, VA loan, GI bill, BX, comisary, and a 24hr class six store), the GI bill will pay for half your school if you use it.  It's also a good way to learn dicipline, and a good way to spend your time while you figure out what you want to do with your life. You can also receive really good pay.  You get the usual military pay, which is not that much, but once you move out of the military dorms, you can get BAH(basic allowance for housing, or money for your house/appartment), and BAS(Basic Allowance for Subsidies, or money for food, and cleaning/higene supplies) which is at least a good 700$ a month tax free.  You can also recieve other tax free pays depending on your job, like hazardous duty pay, or separation pay excetera.  Also if your married, you get benefits for your spouce, and child.  Having dependents will make your bas, and bah go up, as well as overseas pay and other benefits.  Your dependents will also receive free medical and dental, as well as the privilages of being able to shop at the bx (chich is like a tax free walmart with decent brands), and the comisary (which is a cheap grocery store).  So basically you get benefits.  It's also a good career move.  The Military will pay your retirement just after 20 years.

So why shouldn't you?  Well first if you have already figured out what you want to do with your life, It's best to just do that.  When you're in the military, you hardly ever think about going to college and figuring out in a career.  Most careers pay more than the military.  If you don't like to take orders, or do politics.  It's the military, you have a strong structure, with many people ontop of you for a while, so you will get orders.  You must play politics in the military, to get ahead, and aquire a good job, and a good career.  If you like stability, you probably won't like the military.  Your job, place of work, and supervisors, are all chosen at random.  No matter what a recruiter may tell you, it's the military, they can do what they want!   Everything is chosen at random, so you may get the best career ever, or the worst, it's all basically luck.  Knowing people helps in your odds, but that's about it. 

So what is the purpose of coughing?  Coughing is a reflex that helps clear up the lungs.  It is important to clear up the lungs.  The lungs are the bodies most essential organ.  They supply the body with oxygen, and keep you alive.  In an event of an emergency the lungs have priority over any organ, including the heart.  The body will stop every other organ before the brain heart and lungs, if blood supply is less than adequate.  Coughing stops anything from entering the lungs, and expels any foreign bodies that should not be in there.   

Coughing can be caused by foreign bodies like dust, fluid in the lungs, including puss, and excess mucus.  It can also be caused by an irritation, and swelling of the trachea. There can also be a healing area on the breathing tubes.  When there is a foreign body or fluid in the lungs, coughing is essential to get it out.  Without it the lungs would fill with fluid, or dust would irritate the lungs to where function would decrease significantly with time.  Also when fluid in the lungs builds up, there can also be bacteria growth.  Bacteria grow rapidly in such conditions, so it is important to keep the fluid in the lungs minimal. 

So what is the best thing to do in such conditions?  Well if the cough is caused by a foreign body, or fluid it is important to let the lungs cough and expel it.  There may be some ways to help it like increasing humidity, or a nebulizer treatment, which thing out the mucus, or attract the foreign bodies, and let them be expelled.  Taking deep breaths before a cough can make the cough more productive by expanding the lungs and letting them expel air at a better rate. It also helps reach down to the bottom of the lungs where fluid may have started to settle down.  Decongestants may help with post nasal drip, entering the lungs.  If bacteria are the problem, like pneumonia, an antibiotic may be given to help defeat the disease.

So while coughs are an obviously essential part for survival, there may always not be the best solution.  If the cough is not productive, the cough may just cause irritation.  This coughs may be suppressed.  Other wise coughing is a great reflex, though sometimes hurtful, and annoying.  We must let it pass, and do its job.  The best way to know how to determine what the cough is for is seeing whether the cough is productive, or you know there is a foreign body.  The doctors is the best person to tell you what is wrong, but realize that there are many different solutions, so do not always expect an antibiotic. I hope thins has been useful, and informative thank you.

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