Let's all get crazy with the cheeze wiz

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

Tech School

Phase 2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, I'll end phase one with a simple story.  The first night at techschool, we were sent to our rooms.  The boys and girls rooms are completely separated, and guarded, so no guy can go to a girls room, and no girl can go to a guys room.  This is done basically cause after 6 weeks of not even talking to a girl, you pretty much have one of the biggest sexdrives ever, and the whole dorm would basically become a whore house.  Somehow however my roommate got two girls to go up to our room, and chill.  We just kind of messed around, but nothing really great happened, cause if we got cought, it would have definetly been our ass.   All our asses would have been fucked.  So phase 2 starts, and you can wear your own clothes around the dorm.  You prettymuch just go to the comisary, and waste time in the dayroom, the only place you can chill with girls. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being on the medical field, and it being the field with the most women, you're lucky, cause you get to chill with the women most of the time.  You can go all the way up to the laundry room, and be there till 11 at night.  The laundry room being a great place at the time, due to the fact that you could find girls in their pajamas doing their laundry.  Which was great.  So you find a girl you like, and take her to have a nonalcoholic drink at the class six.  You get to know her, and if you do good, you take her to PDA(Public Display of Affection) park.  Where you make out with her and fool around a bit.  That's about it, no hotel room or nothing, sucks.  So your on phase 2, watching a movie over and over, cause everyone votes on the movie, and it usually ends up in armagedon.  Great movie the first fifty times, after that it starts to suck.  You also study, and just try and talk to people as much as possible to keep your sanity. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blockbuster online is awsome.  You can watch all the movies you ever wanted to watch, but didn't want to rent, cause you weren't sure if they were going to be good.  Also if you have a dvd burner, you can make copies of movies.  Ofcourse copying movies is illegal, and should only be done for backup purposes, incase your movies has gotten scratched, or can't watch it anymore.  This are all ways to use Blockbuster online.  It's also cool, how with Blockbuster online, you don't have to go to the Blockbuster store for your rented dvds.  You can just have Blockbuster deliver them to your home, and you can just returnthem on the mail, on your way out of your house.  You just have to drop them off in a mailbox, it's awsome. 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus blockbuster lets you have a list of movies you want from Blockbuster Online, so you don't have to lookaround for which ever movie you wish to watch.  It's a great service, that I've enjoyed for a bout 3 months now.  I strongly recomend getting it.  Also Blockbuster Online gives you coupons so you can go get 2 free dvd rentals at the actual blockbuster store, so you don't have to wait for the dvd's to get there if you don't want to, what could be better than that.  Even Netflix doesn't offer that!  So I strongly recomend you get Blockbuster Online.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many people ask me why they call me Cheeze, so I decided to write this blog, and tell the story.  It's actually a long and funny story, so here it is.  I was borned in Mexico City, Mexico.  I lived there till I was 9, or second grade, and then my parents decided to move to the States.  So when I moved here, I really didn't know any english, and had to learned.  I go t to the third grade, and learned a bit of english, but I wasn't sure about everything.  When your small, you tend to watch alot of TV, and imitate what they said.  I noticed that whenever someone got upset, they would say "Jeez man". 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, being small, and not knowing english that well, I thought they were saying cheeze man.  So I would get upset about a grade or something in school, and would say cheeze, or cheeze man, and then they started calling me cheese cake.  Then I left and went to a school in pharr, then when I got to memorial, my friends recognized me, and called me cheese cake, but that was to long, so they dropped the cake part, and just called me cheeze.  Then I left for the Air Force, and when I came back, my friends recognized me again, and started calling me cheeze again.  I was called alphabet in the Air Force, cause my last name had almost half the letters in the alphabet, and also V, cause my last name is super hard to pronounce, and it's the first letter of my last name.  So that's the story, leave a comment and tell me what you think, or tell me your story?

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