Let's all get crazy with the cheeze wiz

  So I decide to take 281, and get off on Cage, which is a big mistake, because Cage is always crawling with Pharr PD, and as most people know, Pharr PD are Ass Holes.  So I go on taking Cage, and a cop starts tail gating me.  We go on a couple of miles, and pissed off, I decide to park my car, and get that stupid cop of my tail.  Well I put on the right blinker, but since the front side of the car was crashed, and the front blinking light gone, it starts blinking all weird.  So the Cop pulls me over for a broken tail light.  He asks me for my insurance and license pretty calm like, but once he smells the alcohol, he gets all dick and everything.   Well he does the pen light test on me, and I pass.  He then tries to do the field sobriety tests, but I tell him I dont have the balance to do those tests, so he tells me that I have to go to the court house for a breathalyzer test.  My friend Paco had advised me not to blow, because if you dont, then they dont really have any evidence against you.  So I refused the test, and have to spend the night in the courthouse.  Well this is pretty much how it happened.  You can read on the next if you like, I will talk about what happened in the courthouse and county.  I want to thank my lawyer for helping me out, and my friend Paco, who told me not to blow.  If you need a lawyer, this one was pretty good, got my case dismissed.

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